evandar: (Madara)
Title: A Grim Fete
Author: Evandar
Fandom: Good Omens
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance
Pairing: Crowley/Aziraphale
Disclaimer: I do not own Good Omens and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Facing an eternity on Earth, Aziraphale and Crowley are in search of hobbies. What they end up with is the local garden fete.
AN: Holy Hell, I'm writing something because I want to and not for a challenge. This is the spontaneous and unasked for sequel to Paradise.

It's like the Garden of Eden... )
evandar: (God of Mischief)
Title: The Jotun's Seduction
Author: Evandar
Fandom: Thor
Rating: PG-13 (Eventual NC-17)
Genre: Angst/Romance
Pairings: Thor/Loki
Warnings: Jotun!Intersex!Loki
Disclaimer: I do not own Thor and am making no profit from this story.
Summary: He’s innocent – he wants him!

Loki’s life might be quiet, and lived in a secluded village, but that’s essential if he’s to put his turbulent past behind him. However, his new-found stability is threatened with the arrival of Prince Thor...

Thor is tall, strong and...dangerous – and he wants the mysterious Loki. His touch leaves him aching for more, but he knows he’d be playing with fire. And there are just some things that he can’t tell him without opening a can of worms.

But how long can he resist Thor’s brand of searing, exotic seduction...?

Author's Notes: This was written for Unconventional Courtship, and is being used to fill the 'AU: Romance Novel' prompt on my Trope Bingo table

It had given him the reputation of being slightly vain... )
evandar: (Default)
Title: 1117
Author: Evandar
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T - NC-17
Pairings: established Kakuzu/Hidan, future Kisame/Itachi and Sasori/Deidara
Genre: Humour
Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing, details of the hospitality industry, and probably OOCness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Backpacking through Cloud, Itachi runs out of money and runs out of luck. He ends up working for accommodation in a hostel, surrounded by crazy people and flagging hygiene standards. Good lord.
AN: This fic still amounts to therapy, and I know I've got two big bangs to worry about, but I'm writing? Also, Kou Nakagawa is the composer of the Geisha vs Ninja soundtrack.

If you start off knowing the absolute worst about someone, you can only ever be pleasantly surprised by them... )
evandar: (Red Ribbon)
Title: Teacher Teacher
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Sherlock
Rating: R - NC-17
Pairings: John/Sherlock, Lestrade/Mycroft
Genre: Romance/Angst
Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing, underage sex.
Disclaimer: I do not own Sherlock and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: He's been very thoroughly seduced by his student, and self-recrimination will only take him so far.
AN: This is a bit of a filler chapter, to be honest, but sort of necessary.


The word 'paedophile' has not been tattooed onto his forehead... )
evandar: (God of Mischief)
Title: His Eurydice
Author: Evandar
Fandom: Thor
Rating: R
Genre: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Thor/Loki
Warnings: AU, character death, incest, slash
Disclaimer: I do not own Thor and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: There is nothing Loki would not do for his brother, even if it means risking his soul.
AN: I meant to finish this and post it aaaaaaaaages ago, but then I got a job and the flu simultaneously and god was that fun. But yes. There's just an epilogue left to go.

You told me once that all magic had a price... )
evandar: (God of Mischief)
Title: His Eurydice
Author: Evandar
Fandom: Thor
Rating: R
Genre: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Thor/Loki
Warnings: AU, character death, incestuous thoughts, slash
Disclaimer: I do not own Thor and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: There is nothing Loki would not do for his brother, even if it means risking his soul.
AN: This, of course, was spawned by [livejournal.com profile] norsekink and was written as a response to this prompt from [livejournal.com profile] cancerjanus. Who asked for gen, but it turned into romance anyway. Oops.

When he was alive again, things between them would have changed, and Thor would be well within his rights to cast Loki forever from his side... )
evandar: (Default)
Title: Chained
Author: Evandar
Fandom: Avengers
Rating: R
Genre: Angst/Drama/Romance
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Warnings: Swearing, pseudo-bestiality, torture
Disclaimer: I do not own The Avengers and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: S.H.I.E.L.D is in uproar: Fury and Coulson are AWOL, one of Thor's friends is missing. Odin has discovered the human lives of Loki's monstrous children and returned them to their original prisons. The Avengers aren't happy; neither is Loki, and Hawkeye might just be gunning for Odin's remaining eye.

S.H.I.E.L.D may have been compromised by its commander secretly being a giant serpentine demigod... )
evandar: (Default)
Title: Chained
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Avengers
Rating: R
Genre: Angst/Drama/Romance
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Warnings: Swearing, pseudo-bestiality, torture
Disclaimer: I do not own The Avengers and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: S.H.I.E.L.D is in uproar: Fury and Coulson are AWOL, one of Thor's friends is missing. Odin has discovered the human lives of Loki's monstrous children and returned them to their original prisons. The Avengers aren't happy; neither is Loki, and Hawkeye might just be gunning for Odin's remaining eye.

He hadn’t realised, last time, how strong the smell of blood was down here... )
evandar: (Default)
Title: Chained
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Avengers
Rating: R
Genre: Angst/Drama/Romance
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Warnings: Swearing, pseudo-bestiality, torture
Disclaimer: I do not own The Avengers and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: S.H.I.E.L.D is in uproar: Fury and Coulson are AWOL, one of Thor's friends is missing. Odin has discovered the human lives of Loki's monstrous children and returned them to their original prisons. The Avengers aren't happy; neither is Loki, and Hawkeye might just be gunning for Odin's remaining eye.

Loki loved them, and their father had stolen them away and imprisoned them... )
evandar: (Deidara)
Title: 1117
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T - NC-17
Pairings: established Kakuzu/Hidan, future Kisame/Itachi and Sasori/Deidara
Genre: Humour
Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing, details of the hospitality industry, and probably OOCness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Backpacking through Cloud, Itachi runs out of money and runs out of luck. He ends up working for accommodation in a hostel, surrounded by crazy people and flagging hygiene standards. Good lord.

It strikes Itachi that he’s probably the only person who does read the footnotes in textbooks... )
evandar: (Deidara)
Title: 1117
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T - NC-17
Pairings: established Kakuzu/Hidan, future Kisame/Itachi and Sasori/Deidara
Genre: Humour
Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing, details of the hospitality industry, and probably OOCness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Backpacking through Cloud, Itachi runs out of money and runs out of luck. He ends up working for accommodation in a hostel, surrounded by crazy people and flagging hygiene standards. Good lord.

Maybe he hallucinated the leg thing... )
evandar: (Default)
Title: Chained
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Avengers
Rating: R
Genre: Angst/Drama/Romance
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Warnings: Swearing, pseudo-bestiality, torture
Disclaimer: I do not own The Avengers and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: S.H.I.E.L.D is in uproar: Fury and Coulson are AWOL, one of Thor's friends is missing. Odin has discovered the human lives of Loki's monstrous children and returned them to their original prisons. The Avengers aren't happy; neither is Loki, and Hawkeye might just be gunning for Odin's remaining eye.
AN: This is a fill for Round 9 on norsekink.

Rural, out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, Canada... )
evandar: (Hidan)
Title: 1117
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T - NC-17
Pairings: established Kakuzu/Hidan, future Kisame/Itachi and Sasori/Deidara
Genre: Humour
Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing, details of the hospitality industry, and probably OOCness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Backpacking through Cloud, Itachi runs out of money and runs out of luck. He ends up working for accommodation in a hostel, surrounded by crazy people and flagging hygiene standards. Good lord.

Just one pool of puke? My heart bleeds... )
evandar: (Deidara)
Title: Something...New
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T
Pairing: One-sided? Sasori/Deidara
Genre: Romance
Warnings: Swearing, yaoi. The usual.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Four Akatsuki ficlets based on the old marriage rhyme.
AN: Writing SasoDei is way harder for me that KakuHidan. Mostly because of the puppet thing, but also because Sasori just refuses to be a sexual person in my mind. *shrugs*

His few experiences with positive emotions were long buried in the depths of his psyche... )
evandar: (Hidan)
Title: Something...Old
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T
Pairing: Kakuzu/Hidan
Genre: Romance
Warnings: Swearing, yaoi...not nmuch else, really.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Four Akatsuki ficlets based on the old marriage rhyme.
AN: OMFG I ACTUALLY WROTE SOMETHING! *dies* Apparently backpacking round New Zealand and endless hours of boredom sitting on a bus filled with other (more hungover) backpackers is kind of inspiring. Or something. Yeah.

Also, this works with my head canon way better than with anything Kishimoto actually wrote about either of these characters (which, to be fair, wasn't much). So there.

...really, when you were immortal, ‘til death do you part’ took on a whole new meaning... )
evandar: (Hidan)
Title: Enmugakure
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: M
Pairing: Hidan/Temari, mentioned Ino/Shikamaru/Temari love triangle and past Hidan/OC.
Genre: AU Adventure/Mystery
Warnings: Swearing, some sexual situations, violence
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: The secret to defeating the Akatsuki lies in the demolished village of Enmugakure, but only one person knows where it is. Pity he's in pieces...

Temari was proud of this: the hidden spots of beauty that her country concealed in its endless sands... )
evandar: (L Lightning)
Title: The Apartment
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Death Note
Rating: R
Pairing: Mentions of Mello/Near
Genre: Supernatural/Mystery
Warnings: Spoilers for the whole series, weirdness
Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: When student Yagami Light moves into a new apartment, the last thing he expects is to find it haunted.
AN: It's finally over! 'Sv’ataya mat’ Meri Boga' means Holy Mary, mother of God.

Light had a horrible feeling that L had actually had to watch his own corpse decompose... )
evandar: (Hidan)
Title: Enmugakure
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: M
Pairing: Hidan/Temari, mentioned Ino/Shikamaru/Temari love triangle and past Hidan/OC.
Genre: AU Adventure/Mystery
Warnings: Swearing, some sexual situations, violence
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: The secret to defeating the Akatsuki lies in the demolished village of Enmugakure, but only one person knows where it is. Pity he's in pieces...

She trusted Hidan to know what he was doing... )
evandar: (Voldemort)
Title: Serpens Arcanem
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13/R
Pairing: Harry/OC, Neville/Blaise
Genre: General
Warnings: AU, magical creature!Harry, bad Tolkien jokes, and many, many cliches (a lot of which are relentlessly mocked)
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: The Dark Lord has risen, and Harry soon finds out that his absence from Hogwarts doesn't excuse him from the coming war, while back at school Neville realises that not all evil takes the form of Death Eaters.
AN: Rather obviously, this is the sequel to Serpens Armarum. It's also not finished, however I will not be updating it on LJ. This will stay on FFNet like it belongs; I'm just archiving the link here.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5237053/1/Serpens_Arcanem

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