Oh, my god, you're my new hero. This was so good! The way you captured Fenrir's bitterness, and wove it in with a whole mythos for how he got (into and) out of his chains... beautiful. And explaining Coulson's legendary deadpan as covering up his ultra-keen senses was a stroke of genius.

Darcy just no giving a fuck about grammar or spelling in her texts was wonderful and in-character. And I love you for all the dog jokes.

You deserve awards for writing this.