Fic - Ducking Out - 1/1

[evandar]

Title: Ducking Out
Author: Evandar
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: G
Genre: Gen/Humour
Disclaimer: I do not own Supernatural and am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Set post-Season 5x19 - Hammer of the Gods Sam and Dean find evidence that Gabriel might not be dead.
Author's Notes: This was written for the prompt 'Ray Guns' on my GenPrompt Bingo table. It's also my first attempt at dialogue-only fic.



“Dude, no. We are not doing this.”

“But Dean, you heard – “

“Ray guns. Someone being attacked by aliens with ray guns sounds like only one damn monster on this rock, and that’s the Archangel Douche-briel, and that’s why we’re getting’ the hell out of dodge, Sammy.”

“Dean.”

“No. What? No. Don’t even think about asking me to turn around.”

“But if it is Gabriel, Dean. If Lucifer didn’t kill him then that means there’s an archangel who could –“

“Run away again? Fake his death? Kill me a billion times over again and make you relive it? Dude’s a coward, Sam, he ain’t gonna do squat to help me or you or Cas.”

“Dean.”

“No. We’re not doing this Sam. No matter how awesome ray guns sound.”