Evandar

Title: 1117
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T - NC-17
Pairings: established Kakuzu/Hidan, future Kisame/Itachi and Sasori/Deidara
Genre: Humour
Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing, details of the hospitality industry, and probably OOCness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Backpacking through Cloud, Itachi runs out of money and runs out of luck. He ends up working for accommodation in a hostel, surrounded by crazy people and flagging hygiene standards. Good lord.

( It strikes Itachi that he’s probably the only person who does read the footnotes in textbooks... )

Title: 1117
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T - NC-17
Pairings: established Kakuzu/Hidan, future Kisame/Itachi and Sasori/Deidara
Genre: Humour
Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing, details of the hospitality industry, and probably OOCness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Backpacking through Cloud, Itachi runs out of money and runs out of luck. He ends up working for accommodation in a hostel, surrounded by crazy people and flagging hygiene standards. Good lord.

( Just one pool of puke? My heart bleeds... )

Title: Hide Your Eyes
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Itachi/Naruto
Genre: Psychological
Warnings: Genderswitch, underage sex, AU.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Mikoto knows Itachi is hiding something. He's changed, and she doesn't like the person he's become.
AN: I read a lot of time travel AUs. I love the genre. But sometimes it makes me think 'what do the people not in on the secret think about the people who come back in time?' Sometimes, the kind of behaviour you get in those AUs is whacked, and people would definitely notice it. Also, what happens if the people who go back are in a relationship? Would they just put it on hold until they hit puberty/were physically/legally old enough to sex when really they've been having it for years? And that's when I got the idea for this: how Mikoto feels about Itachi and Naruto when they've returned to Konoha pre-massacre.

( She's never hit one of her children before... )

Title: Something...Old
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T
Pairing: Kakuzu/Hidan
Genre: Romance
Warnings: Swearing, yaoi...not nmuch else, really.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Four Akatsuki ficlets based on the old marriage rhyme.
AN: OMFG I ACTUALLY WROTE SOMETHING! *dies* Apparently backpacking round New Zealand and endless hours of boredom sitting on a bus filled with other (more hungover) backpackers is kind of inspiring. Or something. Yeah.

Also, this works with my head canon way better than with anything Kishimoto actually wrote about either of these characters (which, to be fair, wasn't much). So there.

( ...really, when you were immortal, ‘til death do you part’ took on a whole new meaning... )

Title: Blood
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: PG-15
Genre: Horror/Psychological/Romance-ish-maybe?
Pairing: Onesided Shikamaru/Hidan
Warnings: Weird as fuck. Made-up quotes, skewed reality and blink-and-miss references to incredibly old/obscure vampire fiction tropes.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Hatred, reverence, obsession and reality blur and Shikamaru is haunted.
AN: This was written for pana after she drew me MadaNaru for the 2009 exchange on naruto_santa. There were a few prompts to choose from, but the one that stuck was HidaShika guro. This...is what that ended up as once it tail-spinned through my head for nine months a while. It's not really guro and it's completely bizarre, but it's finally finished.

( He could smell blood... )

Title: Reflection
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: PG-15
Genre: Gen
Pairing: Sai/Sasuke
Warnings: Not-really-graphic yaoi
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: He was a pale reflection of himself - of a human being.
AN: This was written for lightrobber.

( He was a poor one... )

Title: Beautiful
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Suigetsu/Hinata
Genre: Romance
Warnings: AU Fluff
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: She dances on the water.
AN: This isn't really connected to any of my other SuiHina stuff, but I guess you could place it sometime after Beloved Enemy if you wanted to. It's really just short, sweet and utterly pointless.

( She hadn't done this since she was thirteen years old... )

Title: Tanoshimi
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: R
Pairing: Kisame/fem!Naruto
Genre: Romance
Warnings: AU liek WOAH
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Kisame had never tried to force her to love him.
AN: On Sunday, I was woken up by a text message at four in the morning only to realise that there were crazy-hawt sex noises echoing across the courtyard that had, somehow, managed to work their way into my mind without waking me up. (Why my phone did when the sex noises did not...I have no idea.) Because of this, when my phone went off I awoke with the urge to write Kisame/fem!Naruto smut. This is the result of that urge. It's not outright smut. Be thankful.

( She hadn't started to drown this time... )

Title: Turning
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: None
Genre: Horror (sort of)
Warnings: Vampirism and sparkling
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Shikamaru's revenge didn't go quite as planned.
AN: This was written for the Naruto Halloween Meme. I'll probably expand on the idea later to fit my preferences rather than the requester's.

( With one heart down, the old man would be starting to feel his age... )