Evandar

Title: 1117
Author: Evandar
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T - NC-17
Pairings: established Kakuzu/Hidan, future Kisame/Itachi and Sasori/Deidara
Genre: Humour
Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing, details of the hospitality industry, and probably OOCness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Backpacking through Cloud, Itachi runs out of money and runs out of luck. He ends up working for accommodation in a hostel, surrounded by crazy people and flagging hygiene standards. Good lord.
AN: This fic still amounts to therapy, and I know I've got two big bangs to worry about, but I'm writing? Also, Kou Nakagawa is the composer of the Geisha vs Ninja soundtrack.

( If you start off knowing the absolute worst about someone, you can only ever be pleasantly surprised by them... )

Title: 1117
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T - NC-17
Pairings: established Kakuzu/Hidan, future Kisame/Itachi and Sasori/Deidara
Genre: Humour
Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing, details of the hospitality industry, and probably OOCness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Backpacking through Cloud, Itachi runs out of money and runs out of luck. He ends up working for accommodation in a hostel, surrounded by crazy people and flagging hygiene standards. Good lord.

( Maybe he hallucinated the leg thing... )

Title: 1117
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T - NC-17
Pairings: established Kakuzu/Hidan, future Kisame/Itachi and Sasori/Deidara
Genre: Humour
Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing, details of the hospitality industry seriously, it needs a warning, and probably OOCness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Backpacking through Cloud, Itachi runs out of money and runs out of luck. He ends up working for accommodation in a hostel, surrounded by crazy people and flagging hygiene standards. Good lord.
AN: So, this is basically my life - the anecdotes, the insanity, the situation. Obviously, I'm not using real names and obviously it's been put into a fanfic format and I'll be trying to keep people in character as much as possible. I just need the therapy.

( He’s breaking into his last two hundred dollars. The thought makes him want to curl up in a ball and weep, but he hands the money over without so much as a wince... )

Title: What If They...
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: None
Genre: Gen
Warnings: AU liek WOAH, Hidan's mouth
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: The Akatsuki never went missing-nin.
AN: Written for the What if? Meme on naruto_meme for the prompt: what would have happened if the Akatsuki never went missing-nin.

( Madara, Kakuzu, Sasori, Kisame, Pein, Konan, Zetsu, Deidara, Hidan, Itachi... )