evandar: (Madara)
Title: Unmolested
Author: Evandar
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humour/Fluff
Pairings: Remus/Sirius
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Remus and Sirius are getting ready for dinner, but Remus has a slight issue with what Sirius is wearing under his outfit.
Author's Notes: Written for Day 2 of [livejournal.com profile] hp_may_madness, for the prompt: "truly, madly, deeply" and the kink: fetishwear.

It's not exactly the best argument in the world... )
evandar: (Default)
Title: Duke Black
Author: Evandar
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humour
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Remus prepares to meet the head of Sirius' family and discovers a brand new fear: what if Arcturus Black likes him?
AN: Written for the prompt 'AU: Royalty/Aristocracy/Feudal' for my Trope Bingo table. This is set in the same universe as - and a year or so after - Meeting Hope.

He's why I haven't been disowned yet... )
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Title: Ducking Out
Author: Evandar
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: G
Genre: Gen/Humour
Disclaimer: I do not own Supernatural and am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Set post-Season 5x19 - Hammer of the Gods Sam and Dean find evidence that Gabriel might not be dead.
Author's Notes: This was written for the prompt 'Ray Guns' on my GenPrompt Bingo table. It's also my first attempt at dialogue-only fic.

Ray guns... )
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Title: Narvi and the Holly King
Author: Evandar
Fandom: The Silmarillion
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humour/Angst/Romance
Pairings: Celebrimbor/Narvi
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and am making no profit from this story.
Summary: A Dwarvish fairy tale.
Author's Notes: This was written for the prompt 'AU: Fairy Tale/Myth' on my Trope Bingo table.

Once upon a time... )
evandar: (Company of Wolves)
Title: Animagi
Author: Evandar
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance/Fluff/Humour
Pairings: Remus/Sirius
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and am making no profit from this story.
Summary: He likes everything to do with his antlers at the minute. Sirius is pretty sure that if he could show that much enthusiasm for the rest of his form, he’d have the transformation down no problem. - The creation of Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs.
Author's Notes: This was written for the prompt 'Transformations' on my Trope Bingo table.

James can't even navigate a bedroom... )
evandar: (Default)
Title: Dead.
Author: Evandar
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Gen/Angst/Humour (kinda)
Warning: Repeated character death
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: The Master of Death has to accept it in order to die. It takes a while.
AN: Written for my Trope Bingo table for the prompt 'Deathfic', and it was inspired by one of many conversations with the lovely [livejournal.com profile] silberstreif. Also, the title comes from a MCR song of the same name.

At first, immortality was convenient... )
evandar: (Default)
Title: 1117
Author: Evandar
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T - NC-17
Pairings: established Kakuzu/Hidan, future Kisame/Itachi and Sasori/Deidara
Genre: Humour
Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing, details of the hospitality industry, and probably OOCness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Backpacking through Cloud, Itachi runs out of money and runs out of luck. He ends up working for accommodation in a hostel, surrounded by crazy people and flagging hygiene standards. Good lord.
AN: This fic still amounts to therapy, and I know I've got two big bangs to worry about, but I'm writing? Also, Kou Nakagawa is the composer of the Geisha vs Ninja soundtrack.

If you start off knowing the absolute worst about someone, you can only ever be pleasantly surprised by them... )
evandar: (Company of Wolves)
TitleFamily Reunion
Author: Evandar
Fandom: Thor
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humour/Family/Gen
Warnings: AU, Fenris!Coulson, Jormungandr!Fury, Hela!Darcy
Disclaimer: I do not own Thor and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: There is no white picket fence for the children of Loki. But that doesn't mean they aren't a family.
AN: Inspired by this comment from [livejournal.com profile] semiseverus. Written because a bit of family fluff is needed before the whumpage. Part Two in the Children of Loki 'verse.

She knows that her fate was kinder than that of her brothers, but they have never been to Niflheim... )
evandar: (Default)
Title: That Awkward Moment
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Avengers
Rating: T
Genre: Humour
Warnings: Intersex!Loki
Disclaimer: I do not own The Avengers and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: An awkward moment in the ladies'. It happens to everyone.
AN Another [livejournal.com profile] norsekink fill. Prompt is here.

Natasha didn’t bat an eyelid when the door opened and Loki entered the washroom... )
evandar: (Deidara)
Title: 1117
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T - NC-17
Pairings: established Kakuzu/Hidan, future Kisame/Itachi and Sasori/Deidara
Genre: Humour
Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing, details of the hospitality industry, and probably OOCness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Backpacking through Cloud, Itachi runs out of money and runs out of luck. He ends up working for accommodation in a hostel, surrounded by crazy people and flagging hygiene standards. Good lord.

It strikes Itachi that he’s probably the only person who does read the footnotes in textbooks... )
evandar: (Deidara)
Title: 1117
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T - NC-17
Pairings: established Kakuzu/Hidan, future Kisame/Itachi and Sasori/Deidara
Genre: Humour
Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing, details of the hospitality industry, and probably OOCness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Backpacking through Cloud, Itachi runs out of money and runs out of luck. He ends up working for accommodation in a hostel, surrounded by crazy people and flagging hygiene standards. Good lord.

Maybe he hallucinated the leg thing... )
evandar: (Hidan)
Title: 1117
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T - NC-17
Pairings: established Kakuzu/Hidan, future Kisame/Itachi and Sasori/Deidara
Genre: Humour
Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing, details of the hospitality industry, and probably OOCness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Backpacking through Cloud, Itachi runs out of money and runs out of luck. He ends up working for accommodation in a hostel, surrounded by crazy people and flagging hygiene standards. Good lord.

Just one pool of puke? My heart bleeds... )
evandar: (Default)
Title: 1117
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T - NC-17
Pairings: established Kakuzu/Hidan, future Kisame/Itachi and Sasori/Deidara
Genre: Humour
Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing, details of the hospitality industry seriously, it needs a warning, and probably OOCness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Backpacking through Cloud, Itachi runs out of money and runs out of luck. He ends up working for accommodation in a hostel, surrounded by crazy people and flagging hygiene standards. Good lord.
AN: So, this is basically my life - the anecdotes, the insanity, the situation. Obviously, I'm not using real names and obviously it's been put into a fanfic format and I'll be trying to keep people in character as much as possible. I just need the therapy.

He’s breaking into his last two hundred dollars. The thought makes him want to curl up in a ball and weep, but he hands the money over without so much as a wince... )

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