evandar: (Default)
Title: 1117
Author: Evandar
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T - NC-17
Pairings: established Kakuzu/Hidan, future Kisame/Itachi and Sasori/Deidara
Genre: Humour
Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing, details of the hospitality industry, and probably OOCness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Backpacking through Cloud, Itachi runs out of money and runs out of luck. He ends up working for accommodation in a hostel, surrounded by crazy people and flagging hygiene standards. Good lord.
AN: This fic still amounts to therapy, and I know I've got two big bangs to worry about, but I'm writing? Also, Kou Nakagawa is the composer of the Geisha vs Ninja soundtrack.

If you start off knowing the absolute worst about someone, you can only ever be pleasantly surprised by them... )
evandar: (Deidara)
Title: 1117
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T - NC-17
Pairings: established Kakuzu/Hidan, future Kisame/Itachi and Sasori/Deidara
Genre: Humour
Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing, details of the hospitality industry, and probably OOCness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Backpacking through Cloud, Itachi runs out of money and runs out of luck. He ends up working for accommodation in a hostel, surrounded by crazy people and flagging hygiene standards. Good lord.

It strikes Itachi that he’s probably the only person who does read the footnotes in textbooks... )
evandar: (Deidara)
Title: 1117
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T - NC-17
Pairings: established Kakuzu/Hidan, future Kisame/Itachi and Sasori/Deidara
Genre: Humour
Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing, details of the hospitality industry, and probably OOCness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Backpacking through Cloud, Itachi runs out of money and runs out of luck. He ends up working for accommodation in a hostel, surrounded by crazy people and flagging hygiene standards. Good lord.

Maybe he hallucinated the leg thing... )
evandar: (Hidan)
Title: 1117
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T - NC-17
Pairings: established Kakuzu/Hidan, future Kisame/Itachi and Sasori/Deidara
Genre: Humour
Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing, details of the hospitality industry, and probably OOCness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Backpacking through Cloud, Itachi runs out of money and runs out of luck. He ends up working for accommodation in a hostel, surrounded by crazy people and flagging hygiene standards. Good lord.

Just one pool of puke? My heart bleeds... )
evandar: (Default)
Title: 1117
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T - NC-17
Pairings: established Kakuzu/Hidan, future Kisame/Itachi and Sasori/Deidara
Genre: Humour
Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing, details of the hospitality industry seriously, it needs a warning, and probably OOCness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Backpacking through Cloud, Itachi runs out of money and runs out of luck. He ends up working for accommodation in a hostel, surrounded by crazy people and flagging hygiene standards. Good lord.
AN: So, this is basically my life - the anecdotes, the insanity, the situation. Obviously, I'm not using real names and obviously it's been put into a fanfic format and I'll be trying to keep people in character as much as possible. I just need the therapy.

He’s breaking into his last two hundred dollars. The thought makes him want to curl up in a ball and weep, but he hands the money over without so much as a wince... )
evandar: (Deidara)
Title: Something...New
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: T
Pairing: One-sided? Sasori/Deidara
Genre: Romance
Warnings: Swearing, yaoi. The usual.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Four Akatsuki ficlets based on the old marriage rhyme.
AN: Writing SasoDei is way harder for me that KakuHidan. Mostly because of the puppet thing, but also because Sasori just refuses to be a sexual person in my mind. *shrugs*

His few experiences with positive emotions were long buried in the depths of his psyche... )
evandar: (Madara)
Title: What If They...
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: None
Genre: Gen
Warnings: AU liek WOAH, Hidan's mouth
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: The Akatsuki never went missing-nin.
AN: Written for the What if? Meme on [livejournal.com profile] naruto_meme for the prompt: what would have happened if the Akatsuki never went missing-nin.

Madara, Kakuzu, Sasori, Kisame, Pein, Konan, Zetsu, Deidara, Hidan, Itachi... )
evandar: (Deidara)
Title: Brothers
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Sasori/Deidara
Warnings: Mild crack and very light shonen-ai.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Uzumaki Kushina was not the only woman the Yondaime Hokage ever loved, nor was Naruto his only child.
Notes: If people can make Deidara and Ino fall in love because they share a hairstyle, then I can write this. It's more realistic. XD

Her name had been Moriko... )
evandar: (Deidara)
Title: The Power of Love: Take 2
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Deidara/Lee/Sasuke
Warnings: Crack and mild shonen-ai
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Inviting a member of the Akatsuki to stay in the village was bound to have consequences.
Notes: This took longer to upload here than it should have. My PC's being a dick and I had to use my laptop. Argh!

Sakura )
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Title: The Power of Love: Take 2
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Deidara/Lee/Sasuke
Warnings: Crack and mild shonen-ai
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Inviting a member of the Akatsuki to stay in the village was bound to have consequences.
Notes: This is the sequel to The Power of Love. It's unplanned, probably multi-chaptered, and I have no idea why I wrote it. I'm on a bit of a crack writing spree at the moment.

Neji never thought Lee had it in him... )
evandar: (Default)
Title: The Power of Love
Author: Evandar (yamievandar / hikarievandar)
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Deidara/Lee/Sasuke
Warnings: Crack and mild shonen-ai
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I am making no profit from this story.
Summary: Tsunade has to deal with a slightly surreal situation, courtesy of one Rock Lee.
Notes: This Fic was inspired by, and written for, [livejournal.com profile] melloxchocolate. It is not meant to be taken seriously in the slightest. I originally wasn't going to write it, but the idea stuck and...well, here it is. I can only hope that she likes it.

Again, Naruto is a new Fandom for me, so pointers on characterisation will be appreciated.

If anyone could redeem two S-classed missing nins through 'the power of love' it would be Rock Lee... )

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