FFFC Table

[evandar]

This looks gloriously weird, so I claimed it. A bingo card made from unusual AO3 tags.

Table E: Weird AO3 Tags
1	invisible oatmeal	11	it’s blowjob o’clock	21	peripheral lesbians	31	lol the word count is 666	41	I have a multitude of feelings about this fic and most of them are horror
2	ambush by carbonated beverages	12	DO NOT FUCK THE ROCK	22	all parents are headcanons	32	Period-Typical Space Marijuana	42	Rated "immature" for snark
3	Plot Relevant Cheese Plates	13	aww fumbling cute porn aw	23	Oh That’s Not A Tag? AO3 Is Kinkshaming Me	33	gently sprinkled with crack	43	Accidental Plot • Goddammit
4	Bad Cheesecake Timing	14	they fuck • Oh god do they fuck	24	contains at least one (1) hug	34	Cat religion	44	because I am predictable
5	Allegorical Breakfast Cereal Smut	15	now with more dissociation and dick	25	a bit gross	35	frog angst	45	#Wtfisthis #godhelpus
6	Weaponized Kimchi	16	Unprotected Hand Holding	26	The Author Regrets Nothing • The Author is also drunk	36	okay this takes some explaining I admit	46	CAPS LOCK
7	this fic has nothing to do with piña coladas or making love at midnight	17	Consentacles	27	dark apartment au	37	Mooing	47	the nonsense has escalated
8	drink a gallon of apple juice and become GOD	18	orgasms and life lessons for everybody!	28	checkov’s pregnant cat	38	Your Mom – Character	48	Holy unreliable narrator Batman
9	Oranges Attacking People	19	magic lube hell yeah lazy author hell yeah	29	Nothing Really Happens Here	39	cow!AU	49	the greatest romance in this story is between me and semicolons
10	putting the avocado back together	20	Coat Orgasms	30	0/10 would not hire as babysitter	40	Interspecies Awkwardness	50	no proper punctuation we die writing run on sentences like men
51	Overly Aggressive Knitting	61	Endangered shorebird awareness	71	follows the show closely except for the mpreg and gayness	81	when burritos attack	91	insubordinate televisions
52	Happy Ending • Electrocution	62	my cats all say hello	72	an inexplicable amount of gay	82	so much emo • sorry no zombies	92	Pornographic descriptions of Science
53	Didn’t mean to be evil	63	Involves a Giant Lizard and Zero Communication	73	Looking Canon Dead In The Eye Before You Murder It	83	none of this is even remotely safe	93	Graphic Depictions of Feelings
54	don’t worry THERE WILL BE VIOLENCE	64	all cats are beautiful	74	PLOT TWIST: THEY’RE BOTH MORONS	84	Domestic Murder Buddies	94	unorthodox uses of bicycle wheels and toaster
55	Raising the dead is not a healthy coping mechanism	65	the goldfish deserved better	75	less of a fix-it than a fuck-it-up-more	85	Creepy Fluff	95	overdetailed descriptions of bathrooms
56	major spine removal	66	There aren’t any zebras on Mars	76	many minor characters were harmed in the making of this fic	86	Guilt • Guns • Murder • Cupcakes	96	science saves the day
57	Everything’s consensual and enthusiastic except for the murder	67	there are so many geese in michigan	77	i already wrote a canon compliant fic and it crushed my soul so here is my therapeutic word vomit	87	dolphins with lasers	97	author doesn’t know how to science
58	people die when they are killed	68	Sad pandas	78	Everything That Can Go Wrong Will Go Wrong	88	rage baking	98	graphic depictions of summer
59	NO head explosions!	69	unicorns have more fun	79	spoilers for the Bible…I guess?	89	You Fucked Up	99	violent depictions of eating fish
60	holding his dick hostage is no joke	70	will involve some errant swans	80	if you like hurting your favorite characters and you know it clap your hands	90	Deadly Shopping	100	gravity is complicated and confusing

Comments

[adafrog]

Those are great.

[evandar]

Aren’t they? I’ve never had a prompt table make me laugh before